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Fo reals? Im terrified of flying, and took over 20mg on a 5 hour flight. Felt a bit sleepy and hella chilled and confidant

Exactly. If you drink on them, expect to have some crazy sex and or get arrested and or wake up in a strangers house and or your own bed surrounded by strangers. May or may not have happened to me

How the hell did you get your job with basically no education? or did you do uni real young?

Yeah, its hard to get into property, cause the over inflated prices of housing due to all the...

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Bogan is a term for a type of people, kinda like a redneck
Youll probably get blackout drunk, make out with a fat chick and start a fight with someone. Try OP rum for a bit of...

Yeah mayne, gonna come slay some canadian ho's. Attract them with my aesthetic aussie accent

Add me on ps3 brahs, my gamer tag is Rileyteneo

I would have said sternum or inner elbow/ funny bone for me.

Ill get some pics of my sleeve and chest piece up here later, ive run out of cash to finish the sleeve though, got the top of the...

Id fck her till her legs gave out.




Oh wait

Dey terk er carrrsssssss.

Thats a Holden Commodore there brah, straight up Aussie muscle car. Nice car and wife

FUUUUUU. Mad jelly of you ViperGQ

Gonna have to get an Aussie in your crew when I come to America next year!

Should have told her youre just friends, you dont think of her as a booty call, more like a best friend. Drunk bish gets cut down and wants to show herself/ you that she is sexy and you cant resist,...

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Why are people still feeding this troll?

This mofoing Aussie gonna be heading your way in 2012 when I finally get my lazy ass back to uni and apply for an exchange program.

Gonna be sweet being 22 and pulling all the easy 18 year old...

Is that the tattooed broad that you said you broke up with a few weeks ago? lulz

How hard is it to do the QLD licence if im living in Sydney?

^HAHAHAHAHAHA the mental image of the girl rolling in the bin is killing me.

Any tips on how to get a job working as a bouncer in the Sydney strip clubs. Im doing my security cert in the next few...

The husband is probably some utter beta pussy, who knows his wife is cheating but doesnt want to say something and "make her mad".

I would ask her why she felt like telling me, I dont need to know that kinda stuff. If I stayed with her I would have lost a whole lot of respect for her. Actually, I dont think I could stay with...

Tell him to keep strong and never to get back or even sleep with that piece of shi slart, cause she will come crawling back one day when she wants someone to love her, take care of her and not just...