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Tell him if he doesn't send you the pic you will tell your bf about the 'affair', and send a big richard pic. Then proceed with operation Big Rich.

last text "Mom if you bring any of this chit up i fuking swear m8 i will deny it until the day I die"

buggatti veyron. do it *******, your dad made you a promise, you deserve it.

my friend said this today

"a bunch of guys drill for oil on the moon"

they only put 180 hp to the ground. hardly a sports car.

where tha phuck do you work lol

apparently you do like coconuts

Do u like coco nut?

Because of the nature of the game. The guy essentially smooth talks, or "tricks" the girls into banging him. Because the girl is the one being persuaded she looks dumb. The guy Is manipulating and...

My ex dragged me to go see "Where the Wild Things Are". I slept through the whole movie it was ****ing retarded. I asked for my money after it was over and the manager tried to get cheeky. I just...

cmon dude how can you not find gob funny?

please, i need shoes

Just bang her. The next day when your mom bishes at you just say "doesnt matter had sex"

lol heres a twist on an old classic:

-I was eating out my ex
-she got really wet, I was just like heyoo
-she got really really wet, I was like, something is wrong here
-pull away, blood...

judging from porn, russia

well, you cant curl your way to 16" 'personality muscles'

"I have never had homosexual relationships or even fantasies. But I dream about having sexing with this man all the time. I must admit he has a lot of imagination and he pleases me. Sometimes when I...

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z47/kvorter/goldeneye.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z47/kvorter/elizabeth-hurley-bedazzled.jpg

holy phuck i fapped to these movies so many times

i dont know if anyone mentioned this, but the railway gun IS a gun, it is NOT a cannon. A gun shoots a flat trajectory, a cannon or artillery shoots a curved trajectory.

ur gonna need a bigger tank