When flirting with my now gf I sort of implied I was experienced without ever mentioning a number. During a drinking game I was asked directly and answered 5. Things went well from there.
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Love the feel of having a gf I wouldn't mind if I knocked up because she's the most amazing person I've ever met and I'll probably never meet a person who's more suited to have my kids than her.
Love grey sweatpants as they make my cawk look very aesthetic and make the bulge extremely prominent, however I rarely wear them because of rectal sweat.