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update: been jelqing for a solid year now, reached about a consistent 3 if i push in the ruler

thats sick



dont embrace the evil

age 18 confirmed


hahahaha i remember being 12 n getting boners from just looking at clothed boobs too

i already got mod negged into the red so ill just say it


memcop you are a *******.

you literally think u are justified in entering a currently quite house for a noise complaint on first...

be happy u found out now rather than later

imagine how much hassle it woulda been if u married her



u made the mistake by being in a relationship with a loser but u already made the mistake,...

fell asleep with this thread up. that would suck

this

i wonder if i screamed full volume and looked the lion in the eye would it still attack me? what if i gave it a sympathic look of love and i understood it was mad and had a reason to be?

som,e...

confront him, maybe he feels bad about it n u guys can get on with life/'



u little drama queen *******

one of my bestfriends in grade 1-3 , and my other best friend's best friend was an aboriginal

he looked weird and would do whatever we told him to

his underwears always stuck out, tucked shirt...

lol op u call that long? that is what nmy hair is at now cuz i didnt get a haircut after 4 weeks like i usually do, its been like 6 or so weeks i think..****load of work at school


n my hair...

ya i would fcking drop u like a pack of potatoes and then u would hurt ur peabrain from the fall

phuckin *******

1- almost cut of tip of my finger, was hanging off
2- bone sticking out of ring finger
3- the other countless broken bones ive had (every finger more than once, both shins..ankle..arms, so much...

so that means theres 1500$ less from her portion of the $$$

LMFAO

OP turns red @ the dinner table when the news starts talking about *******s

they work SO much harder


i admire their work ethic big time

oh lawd/..god help us

fuk i think its real

i made it full screen and watched it like 100 times

pausing and everything

its def real cuz i paused it as he hits floor and u can see his leg snap in half under the...

high rate of speed + not much normally going on so they were paying attention for a split second maybe, thats all it takes

omg thats great neg gif