OP is not a virgin though, however if he has this little thrust in her, there is no point in continuing the relationship, regardless of if she cheats tonight
-first college party
-yucky with da boyz
-proceed to pick up random sloot
-go to her apartment
-slam my jimmy in for 10 minutes(fapped earlier that day)
-bust in condom
-leave right away
Edit: The countries with the highest rates of male circumcision also tend to be amongst the nations with the highest rates of female genital mutilation...