This might sound kind of lame, but when I saw the first image I started crying. I was just overwhelmed with emotion, something that's only happened to me a few times before. This is an absolutely...
well if they pour concrete over you, there's some sort of shoring and formwork in the room, meaning you have quite a bit of lumber on hand. If i brought a tool kit i could dissassemble this, build a...
hidden camera, then blow up an image of his face and put it in your car window. It would be funny to see his reaction when he goes to do it again. Or, paint your car the same color as his pen.