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You know how it goes OP. Whatever number a girl tells you, multiply by 10 and that's the actual number.

Takes selfies in a car

Bud Light is expensive water
Coors is okay
Miller is the best out of the bunch

I would jump off the top of a cage head first into a brown plywood table without any head protection except a leather mask and a sock puppet if she would Cactus Jack me off afterwards

Maybe if you lift some weights

Another thing. You can try to fish this "bad" news out of her by telling her you have "bad" news of your own. Give the doctor a taste of her own medicine. She will cave and tell you her lame sh*t in...

Tell her to stop fukking around and stop being vague or else you will start to get mad. You are expecting the worst and the anxiety of now having to wait 7 hrs for "bad" news is making you rage. And...

I've gotten the same text from a girl who I was crushing on but had a bf. Hoping they split so I could make a move. Turns out a family member of hers died

This. WTF, she should have had one of you guys check on him. Especially since she knew he was trying to finger her. Did she expect him to behave himself? Dumbass

Strong username to photo ratio

This. Be a GM mode and drafting your own lineup hnnnng I loved it.

Tesla

inb4 "Edison" which is false. Edison loved Tesla because he knew he could get away with taking credit for all of his inventions

The guy must have been taking some creatine today.

Edit: Gandalf up here ^

Dump her OP. You shouldn't even have to ask that question

He's probably bi and wants to make you his bitch. He's gonna jam his fat cock down your throat OP. Don't say we didn't warn you

Came in expecting a thread about cocks. Leaving disappointed

Have fun with your diarrhea goals of summer 2014

Free physicals for all male miscers yay

wPMEC2mcorY

They could have compacted that episode into 1/4 of what it actually was. I would have rather watched the mountain crack some skulls

Jon Snow's storyline is boring as fukk. Plus he knows nothing,...