People arent going to go there to troll. What would be the fun? They want us to be disgusted. Plus, I dont think any of the mods will want to have to read it and mod it.
So basically you are saying, you would be boring but another man doing it would be not so bad. It sounds like you are looking for a reason, well at least admit you are bisexual. I mean come on. ...
1 You could have jerked yourself off (no gay)
2 You want another man to do it (some lame girl exuse) GAY
3 If he swallows you are both gay.
4 If you bust a nut on his face...