Search:

Alright, its been a crazy and fun-filled 2 weeks back at college. A lot has happened and I'm not going to post all the FR's, but I will post key things I've learned so far. Hopefully these will be...

FR from Saturday Night:

I get back to college and decide to pregame w/ a bunch of my friends. We're all feeling good and having a great time. We head to the bars and at first, we just hung...

Isolate Isolate Isolate...but before you isolate make sure you're cool w/ the friends so you win their approval over later. Also, need some wingmen to diffuse the grenades.

...how long have you been w/ this girl and why did you buy her a ring? Material gifts never win, thoughtful gifts win (which could be cheap). Also, you have to realize that you have to always be a...

Nice man...yeah what I found that worked for me was to have the mindset of "Just be an outgoing social guy". If you think this way, it diffuses the pressure of trying to pickup and just makes you...

Check the link I posted...thats my ideal physique. Pauly D's would just be a midway point to that.

I'm sure Pauly works out a lot, he's just natural. And you can't honestly say he doesn't have an appealing body. I'm not trying to compete on stage at all...just looking to have a fit, athletic...

Yeah he definitely isn't as ripped as he looked in tonight's episode.

Well mainly Ronnie and Mike..but I think Pauly D's body is ideal. Good size and ripped.

What do you think these guys are on (D-bol or what?)? No homo, but Pauly D has the body I'm shooting for (i'm obv not gonna use roids though).

Agreed...should be a full episode of The Situation, Pauly D, Ronnie, and a bunch of grenades. Just see what happens.

Hahaha at snooki doing backflips...showing her VAG off. "Snooki's cool now" haha

Haha agreed. Snooki's hair brings the lulz "poof"

NO RONNIE..back to beta mode. :: palms face ::

Holy **** JWOWW jacks the Situation next episode. Not gonna end well haha.

Wow...Sammi is a dumb biatch. "Omg he left me to walk alone in the street" STFU CNUT

Just being a straight up douchebag for no reason. Kept talking shyt to them early in the night and asking them "what do you guys know about seaside" in a dyck way. They ignored it and he kept doing...

Fcuk Yeah Ronnie! I was getting fired up while watching that fight.

The aftershow should be entertaining.

How can you hate the Situation? He is hilarious...he's like Andrew in Real World, but in a totally different way.

HAHAHAHA **** just got REAL. The whale went off. OH Shyt! Ronnie knocks some guy out. This episode is epic.

Ronnie just turned beta.

Is it bad that I have the urge to give snookie a swirly in a toilet?