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he's just not that into you

depends on how she handles her transformation.


a. she could get overwhelmed with the attention and turn into an uber ho

or

b. she could be humbled by her inner fat girl and be much...

i wanna lick all 3 of those ice cream spoons!



you did a killer job lady! your back is SIIIICCCK!!!! congrats on your finish!

This for sure.

Too, like the others said, make sure you practice. Hip pop, chest up, chin down/up, smiling with your eyes, relaxing your jaws....

gfear/rock great advice too. follow all the...

are anti-boyfriend remarks permitted??



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you're welcome






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*scratches forehead* so how old AM i, oh wise one? :)

doc hates women. me especially and needs a hug. prob best if from a man.

k force and me are getting fat together.

beaucephus is really old and doesn't have feelings, just testicles.
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you'll be missed



**licks window**

sorry i responded to what i saw

FB women?? wtf? um, no, i'm old as hell...i dont do the bar hop on the weekends. sorry, wrong girl.

why do i feel like i just fell into a bad episode of...

mmmmmmm. ok slurps faster.


i want double scoops with extra extra syrup drizzle. pretty please. *bats lashes* oh wait, i'm in the misc...that crap don't work.


*puts umbrella in hair...

i just spewed some of my popcorn outta my mouth. one of those lil kerrnels is stuck to my monitor. mmmmmm.

eye dont git it

and clearly your mother perhaps even father has been absent in your life....or maybe you were too busy window licking to listen to them.


my kid has the best mom ever because she's got me to...

this is all YOUR fault for feeding me a bunch of **** on our first date. *sigh*

speaking of retarded....




i mean, um handicapped..... you should've taken longer to respond. you can borrow some of my response time. i'm nice like that.

so you think men are special? that somehow they magically got better than women and shouldn't be "talked to like that" when they are acting like d-bags? lol @ your whole existence. i'm sure your...

response to come at 1:30...

you guys are like kids in a candy store right now.


i've met dudes like you're talking about...fell for one or two in the past decade...then ended up with my head slammed into a wall and...

omg. yea this is it. you're so right. omg.



oh the irony....i use the term "out of your league" but docdude says this "and honey, your 30. your not even worth trying to lie to. your a 3am...