Actually, Youre supposed to ride in the right lane in Texas. it allows emergency vehicles and speeders to pass safely and keeps the roadway clear and visible in case of a wreck.
Height/Weight of GF: Fat
Age: Fat
Run: All over my ass
Lift: fat cheese dips
Tan: too much
Wear thongs: Fuuuu wardrobe is only of
Wear lingerie: Duh
Send you slooty pics: Just take them while...