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The greater mystery is why does the narrator sound like that?

This. I'm guessing they want the live strip club experience without getting thrown out for jacking off.

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Does anyone actually go to MFC anymore? It seems like that site is super strict on what the "models" can do. Seems like there are much better options out there.

No fisting? Pass.

What a lot of people don't seem to understand though is that freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from criticism. It's not against the law to speak your mind just like it's not against the law for...

- Walk into a room asking her how a shirt looks on me and be completely naked from the waist down
- Not put back the mirrors and seat whenever I take the car she usually drives
- I have one nose...

You look like Jimmy Butler with down syndrome.

Last I heard they ****ed up and got him mixed up with another guy with practically the same name who had that rap sheet. They had to get their smear campaign out as fast as possible and didn't do...

June. Just eeked you out by a choad length.

Posting to see if I was before you.

edit: dat month

That dude just flipped a switch. lol'd at the girls' faces when he first tells them to get the **** out. That stunned silence was golden.

Huh? How is this remotely the same thing?

How many people stick around at the scene of an accident just to jump out of their car and start firing wildly at the cops?

Will be jumping on the best 1TB deal I see this Black Friday.

Hoping for something along the lines of a 1TB MCC bundle + free game of choosing + extra controller or 12 months of Live for $350
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Not much you can say at this point brah. You made the thread and now you just have to weather the negs and posts calling you out. Price of starting an unpopular thread.

By the looks of those pictures somebody beat you to it.

Why does half the U.S. team look like Hitler youths?

Would definitely plow this Utsugi chick.

And that'll do it.