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Make sure you're dressed up in a judge's robes for no reason when you meet up, see if she even says anything about it

Alright fellas, I got a girl's number (a few cities away from me but p close). I'm gonna try to seal this deal without intervention from the misc cause I need to sharpen my game.

The twin sweater...

In. Signed up last night for the first time. I'm completely clueless I guess because I thought tinder was mainly for gay dudes cruising or whatever (srs). I wish I knew this was for picking up...

My avi is like 4 years old but I'm growing it out for the third or fourth time. You will never be happy with legit long hair if you feel the need to hide it during the awkward phase. Just cause...

Call out gf for having hot tease friend over in the first place

Some guy on a bike almost got completely crushed the other day on my way to work. He was following traffic rules and everything, and I felt sort of bad, but I laughed for some reason when the SUV...

barely checking in, but I'm hardly a "quality poster" as if such a thing even exists

"why spend life trying to figure things out? as long as I get my penetrations I'm happy"

i fgree compleetely, I only shop at my local COSTCO and I love small business owners like my own children

Blame it on the rain

That Smell In My Ass

It'll prob be a good fight but there's no way Sonnen will "improve his submission defense"

you almost never see someone improve their glaring weak points, that's why mma is so fun to watch

I have a younger cousin around your age who is taller every time I see him. Odds are you probably won't grow to be a freak (like significantly more than 7 feet), so why be afraid? More height is a...

I thought I had a pretty small wiener for most of my virgin life, but the first mouth/gorge it entered was pleased. Don't sell yourself short. Don't live life by inches. And most importantly,...

responsible for a million dollar lawsuit against McDonalds

Looking sick man, why worry about cutting when you still have visible abs? I say try upping the calories more for a while and see how your strength gains do.

I could probably handle most guys around my size who looks like slobs. I tend to reach "oh ****, release every bit of adrenaline" really quickly when mildly threatened, which helps in a dirty fight...

Fanfiction, cool.

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Not gonna lie, I don't have the ingenuity to make a sweet towel bag. Good work OP.

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