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    Bish hits a 290lb trap bar PR and is pissed about...

    Bish hits a 290lb trap bar PR and is pissed about her deadlift day... The fukk Penny?
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    What does it mean for you if you fail? How badly...

    What does it mean for you if you fail? How badly will it effect your overall grades? Will you have to make up a class? If yes, it would probably be worth it.

    I mean, I get it, you don't like your...
  • Actually, that is what I do typically. I eat a...

    Actually, that is what I do typically. I eat a bowl of cereal before I leave the house to lift (I have a 1/2 hr drive to the gym). It's only 1/2 cup of cereal, but when you have such a low carb...
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    :eek: Do I want to know? OF COURSE I...

    :eek: Do I want to know?

    OF COURSE I DO!!!!!!!!!!!




    I do that same thing when backed into a corner. I turn into a raging psycho. Is it the red-head in us?
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    I was. And I did again with the spoiler. Somehow,...

    I was. And I did again with the spoiler. Somehow, it all makes it even MORE hilarious now that I know what you look like.



    The fukk dude, how did that happen? I would be going to the prof and...
  • I make good food choices for a person who is...

    I make good food choices for a person who is trying to cut. Fukkin zucchini and ground turkey only go so far I guess. I'm going to add more complex carbs. Even if it makes me fatter. Working on food...
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    GROCE, not molson. I will drink nothing over...

    GROCE, not molson. I will drink nothing over Canadian. Dat **** is nasty.

    I'm sorry bby. I'll drink gin instead if you want?



    NO WAY!! I love beer! LOVE IT. If i'm gonna waste those...
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    ^this... So much this. I'd be all like, HOLY ****...

    ^this... So much this. I'd be all like, HOLY **** I am so ready and in need of a good dicking. Then I'd have to get myself off. Because they couldn't. Nope.
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    The biggest D I ever had was HUGE. Like,...

    The biggest D I ever had was HUGE. Like, proudmanlet status. I felt kind of bad for the guy. There was no WAY that penis was fitting all the way in to any vagina on the planet unless it belonged to...
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    Are you sure you want to do that? REALLY sure? I...

    Are you sure you want to do that? REALLY sure? I once drank over 30 beer in 11 hrs. And I weighed 145lbs at the time. And I never puked. And it was last year. :eek:



    I'm totally IN. But no...
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    Not quite as durable. My vagina is the 7th...

    Not quite as durable. My vagina is the 7th wonder.



    I only need recovery if I have a night where you pretty much need a jack hammer to the clit to get me off. I get bruised. But the vag still...
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    What are you guys even talking about in terms of...

    What are you guys even talking about in terms of recovery. I wear dicks raw before I am even close to needing recovery. My vagina is built to last. I'm like a motha fukkin duracell.
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    As I was writing it, I was thinking I SWEAR that...

    As I was writing it, I was thinking I SWEAR that I already heard him sing that chit. And I laughed and laughed and laughed HARD at it. Now it's even funnier since I know what you look like!!


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  • At least we can take comfort in knowing we are...

    At least we can take comfort in knowing we are BOTH old and weak. And fat. And ****ty at lifting.



    I don't know to be honest. I'm sure a frustrate the **** out of him. Consistency is a major...
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    Jesus Christ guys. Too much to fukkin read. I...

    Jesus Christ guys. Too much to fukkin read.

    I agree with everyone on the married sexors stuff. Hubby plays me like a fiddle. If I strayed, I would be disappoint for SURE. We still have a decent...
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    Where the eff are you here? You look like a...

    Where the eff are you here? You look like a hipster, but I'd hump your face anyway.



    I'm the opposite. I get my coffee out of the pot and microwave it for 30 seconds. That **** better be able...
  • I have been noticing for the past 2 weeks...

    I have been noticing for the past 2 weeks (approx) that my hips have been hurting when I am sitting or lying down. A sharp deep hip pain. No pain while walking, or standing though. I decided it was...
  • Ok, so I deadlifted on Friday. I didn't post it...

    Ok, so I deadlifted on Friday. I didn't post it because I was really cranky about the whole session and how fukked up my work-outs have all been.

    Deadlift day--Friday, April 24th

    Notes

    -I...
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    I have never understood how people can like...

    I have never understood how people can like Mcdicks. That chit is disgusting! It doesn't even taste good.
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    LS! Would you REALLY go with me to the cross...

    LS! Would you REALLY go with me to the cross dressing bar?? You are awesome. There is no wonder why you're my e-husband.

    Taf, i'd say when I am horny like a cat in heat, we are 50/50 in terms of...
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