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People that talk to me while I'm on the phone.

Lol.

Talk to her about having the child and putting him/her up for adoption ASAP. Report back with what she says.

Get your chuckles in now, because that kid is going to be wealthier than 99% of us sooner than later.

This one. Post pics when you get it and we will rep rape you.

Kids were using that when I graduated HS a decade ago. It can't possibly be subtle anymore.

Yeah, definitely not this.

Lol if you think trading options is the same as buying and holding stocks.

How long do you think it will be before you lose it all? Or are you arrogant enough to think you can beat a zero sum game consistently?

Anyone know of a shoe similar to the Johnston & Murphy Cates Buckle Strap? Suckers are $375. Gorgeous, but I don't feel like spending that. Will rep for ideas.
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Convinced an incredibly naive classmate that he had to stick his thumb in his ass in order to successfully masturbate. He later confirmed that he tried it.

Was at a party and noticed my buddy making out with some girl. She later told him that she blew another guy just minutes before.

Negged. OP is an insecure little bitch.

Lol @ nut sack crop.

I like the second trimester. Not too big, but that bump is kind of sexy.

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Looks like he couldn't get his taser out and said fck it.

By banning moorec614, I, mr4wdTRD, declare that I am a big, fat, curly headed fck.

Dat dere compound interest. Own it, or it will own you.

Is 603 pages drawn-out enough for you?

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