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Uhmmm, I believe he was the leader of like two other evil kryptonians that survived because they were imprisoned/exiled before the planet blew.

probably would just turn on my phone flashlight app and not give a fuk

lulz, borderlining on howling wolf shirt, brah. but yea, white does look better

if you want to start out right, make sure you show up with a marine corps shirt and marine corps logo duffel bag on. They absolutely love that, you will get preferential treatment.

no killer croc no care

a syringe of adrenaline injected directly into your heart

Do the exact same thing again. Just hand her your number and walk away. Do this every couple of weeks.

You sound like an obnoxious kunt. Why don't you mind your own business instead of getting butthurt over something that doesn't affect you in the least.

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Usually I try not to belittle people about not being knowledgeable about random stuff, but if you're so retarded that you don't even know how your own body works, no sympathy. Would've hit that bish...

Dumb whores gonna dumb whore.

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Shut your fuking mouth phaggot

Bill Burr

Why in the fuk would you want to prevent us from hovering over the thread title to read a preview? My time is precious, as$hole. I prefer to know what I'm getting into before I decide to use some of...

bro, that donation isn't going to do sh*t. If you really want to help, go on facebook and post an ambiguous status about where you put your purse to fool all the boys, teehee!

merkur de with feather razors. cheaper, closer shave, no skin irritation vs when I was using multi-blades or electric.

Stay up, taking intermittent small breaks (1 hour studying, 20 mins other stuff), rinse repeat and then stop and sleep when you can guarantee 3 hours of sleep, with an additional 30 mins to an hour...

sounds like she got nervous and then went into full panic mode. sh*t happens.

no west coast bc earthquakes, no east coast and se coast bc hurricanes, no midwest bc tornadoes, where the fuk are you expecting the entire population of the US to pack themselves in to in order to...

uhhhmyeah, just smash and dash, woodknotcommit/10