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    billy mitchell will whoop your ass in videogames...

    billy mitchell will whoop your ass in videogames and then still go home to bang his wife, I've never seen him play guitar but I just assume he can shred too ...
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    Would you be willing to discuss with me the...

    Would you be willing to discuss with me the consistency of the feces leaked from his bowels directly after his death on the cross? I'm curious as to whether the local diet in that era would have led...
  • I thought you had a pretty good job now and that...

    I thought you had a pretty good job now and that sweet apartment with pretty good rent, what's draining your cash flow? If it's monthly anal lube expenditures, I've found that bacon grease works just...
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    And this is just one 19 page thread, he's been...

    And this is just one 19 page thread, he's been doing this for literally years and years on this board
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    It's not hard to take a picture, just take one in...

    It's not hard to take a picture, just take one in front of a mirror and stop running it through a filter and making it black and white. Not looking over your should going "teehee" like a MySpace fatty
  • Can anyone confirm this chit

    Can anyone confirm this chit
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    This thread is a bloated mess consisting of all...

    This thread is a bloated mess consisting of all your previous crappy threads


    Similar to how your gut is a bloated mess consisting of all of your previous tasty kake binges
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    and it must be done in a six minute roll, not...

    and it must be done in a six minute roll, not over the course of 40 minutes or anything. If you can't do it, your belt is null and void and you're doomed to watching Kimura break helio Gracie's arm...
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    She doesn't deserve her belt because in one...

    She doesn't deserve her belt because in one isolated class she didn't tap a 210 man.

    Phuck her tournament accomplishments which we know nothing about, phuck any injuries or layoffs she might have...
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    OP didn't really seem like he was bragging, he...

    OP didn't really seem like he was bragging, he just seemed like he was surprised because BJJ has often been marketed as a magical secret weapon that nullifies all size and strength advantages. We are...
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    When old country buffet ran out of ranch dressing?

    When old country buffet ran out of ranch dressing?
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    You will give birth to a bastard child from a...

    You will give birth to a bastard child from a broken home, but don't fret, my pet. Bastard children often go on to become great heroes, you see it time and time again throughout mythology. Of course...
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    Your instructor is not a female purple belt, I...

    Your instructor is not a female purple belt, I take it.

    Trying to claim she is a fraud purple belt because she wasn't able to submit a 210 lb athletic male in one isolated class in a few isolated...
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    then why did you allow him to put a baby in your...

    then why did you allow him to put a baby in your already bulbous belly? That was unsmart
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    I'm pretty strong-willed and even I might be a...

    I'm pretty strong-willed and even I might be a smidge suicidal if I'm at a cabin surrounded by strangers and the chick I dig calls me a ******* and tells me to go home
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    Didn't say anything about the dogs, I think they...

    Didn't say anything about the dogs, I think they beautiful and intelligent and just do what is natural to them. I'm specifically talking about the limp-dicked, piss-stained wife-beater wearing, used...
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    Think of the plight of pitbull owners Can you...

    Think of the plight of pitbull owners

    Can you imagine having a dick SO small, being SO insecure and selfish that you're willing to buy an objectively dangerous pet just because it's "badass"?...
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    Why is it inappropriate to hang out with your...

    Why is it inappropriate to hang out with your male friends alone if the relationship is absolutely 100% platonic and nothing could ever ever ever happen with them? Shouldn't your boyfriend have to...
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    Can you go to her house? Does she have a bedroom...

    Can you go to her house? Does she have a bedroom window? Think about the sweet, sweet relief you'll feel if you just contact her one more time, that wave of joy that will overtake you like the...
  • you god damn better lower that expectation...

    you god damn better lower that expectation because there will only ever be ONE mr. Perfect
    https://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/200px-wwf_mr_perfect.jpg
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