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maintaining on around 4000 calories depending on activity level. 6' 195

I fap once per week nowadays here are the benefits:

-more energy/confidence/never second doubt myself
-I can **** 3-4 times in the same night no problem
-my loads are huuuge when I bust a nut...

My two biggest fears are being average and being on my death bed and regretting something I didn't do.

For the past 2 years I've lived life with the mindset that I'd rather fail than regret not...

unaware, for some reason my tinder has been down all night

why would you use fake pictures on tinder you idiot, just put pictures of yourself unless you want girls to: a) not match with you b) leave when they see the real you face to face and then you will...

-the amount of fat I have on my body doesnt define my bodyfat percentage
-the length of my penis doesnt define how long my penis is

Say: "Have you ever had your **** shoved in" to on of them

"Have you ever had your sh11t shoved in?"

Keep them coming op I love thread like this, would rep again if I could.

To shay:

Good ****ing morning god damn it. Im bumping up the meals to 13 today. For meal number 13 I plan on eating your ass out like rosie o'donnell at chinese buffet. Eating your pussy won't...

WHY?? Are you serious. Because he's the most arrogant and disrespectful fighter in the ufc and he lost to a "bum".

Wow so glad this arrogant prick lost. Connor is a disrespectful piece of **** and doesn't deserve to be a champion. Good job to nate for going to war like that on 10 days notice.

If silva wouldnt have fought like an idiot he would have easily won the fight, but in instead he chose to be his cocky self which won't work as well as it did in the past when he was on whey protein.

I have a long list but the creepiest one happened to me 3-4 times. Whenever I get really really drunk (20-25+ beers) the next day when I am in bed hungover as **** 3-4 times I kind of hallucinated...

strong 3x20second vaccums, more like 3x5 seconds

its only a cookie it doesnt count as a meal its a snack god damnit, right babe?

merry christmas

Lmao typical diaz, he looked really good tonight

edit: saw the uncensored interview, I can only imagine the drama we would get pre fight if diaz would fight mcgregor

Got money on:

cowboy
JDS
Nate
Kaufman

They are made this way because they want people to start doing OHP standing. Most likely people in your gym have very weak cores and the gym staff noticed this so they bought a bench that wa spoorly...

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