Guy bite off his tongue in jiu jitsu
Guy getting his arm broken in muay thai
Guy shooting his own finger off while doing buddy rushes (i lold a bit)
Guy falling to his death when his parachute...
Just pay the $50 and chalk it up to a learning a experience. If I found a dudes cell phone in my gfs couch I would smash the phone, track the kid down and rape him. (srs)(no homo)
Mostly hung over especially on Mondays. Especially when they try to kill us doing sprints or long distance runs. You know when its a good pt when everyone throws up.