Type: Posts; User: cowboybiker
And chicken wings for the protonz
He also says "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again"
Tripping over it is the worst part
Only 298 days till Christmas
She's counting macros.
By my eating it, I just saved her the heartache of extra calories.
You are welcome. Just doing my part for the betterment of humanity
Glad thats all worked out.
Now who's taking me to Disneyland?
Maybe Knotts Berry Farm. They have steaks
I'm not gonna eat it all.
When she's upset, she wants to be held.
If she starts to growl, I have to retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.
She might get mad a little. ..but then again. .she'll have to forgive me cause she had a secret stash.
Meanwhile, I just found my wifes super secret chocolate stash.
Do it somewhere that has rides like Disneyland.
End it quickly. Enjoy the rest of the day. Don't count macros.
Hope this helps
I am groot
Guess I should have saved that title for you.
Wife went to ladies luncheon.
I went to 5 guys burgers.
2000 calories per meal. Just like the USDA recommended serving suggestions
I gotta agree with the geezer on this one.
I could have just quoted it and got negged.
I miss out on all the fun stuff.