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I would simply do what one is supposed to do:

I would calmly get my phone and call the police so that my GF can press charges for assault.

The size is not an issue, if it was a scrawny 140 lbs...

English should be (already is de facto in numerous countries) mandatory.

Not because of the current socio-economic domination of the united states, but because english is very easy to learn,...

You crazy americans and marriage!

Just do it the french-canadian/euro way; live together and have sex, regular couple and everything, minus the marriage part!

You're going to hell for this.

Oh wait. Hell doesn't exist because when you die, nothing happens!

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Correct.

I will add that i'm absolutely a socialist, that's not even a question, but i wouldn't want to force people to pool their resources with mine if they don't want to.

Ideally, a...

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When a group of people band together with...

Same, except i live in Quebec, where gay marriage is alive and in full force and the sky has not fallen yet.

Not a movie but Jurassic Bark's ending is heart-shattering.

wtf @ beaches like that in china.

2 years.

Preferred playing World of Warcraft instead of going out and get laid at first, then it became a game of "how long can i hold?".

Worked in a furniture-making shop. I was prepping the sofa frames and other manual work and the boss/owner of the shop not only talked me rough constantly, he was also physically abusive. Instead of...

Ha.

Woman in her thirties invites me to the restaurant, during dinner tells me she wants to take it slow and not rush things and "savor the moment".

4 hours later we're in her car and she's...

You're right, he's exaggerating.

You're 6'3" 420 lbs, you don't need to beat her, just sit on her.

I do.

I hereby propose the (not mad) tag.

I'm a hardcore atheist and everthing and all but i have to say that after reading Ontop's quotes, i find it pretty awesome how jesus owns the pharisees all the time. They're being smartasses and try...

amazing

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Yes, they can also see your lack of visible abs, your receding...

I'm 5'8", never lied about my height.

I guess that guys that do, do so because of insecurity or unawareness. I don't give a damn about being taller either, the only thing it would be good for is...

I'm usually attracted to white girls the most, but i have a thing for black women so..

When considered "hot" by my standards:

Black
White
Latina

Not at all attracted to arabs/mediteranean...

Master Frozen says:

If a woman thinks she can lay her hand on me with impunity, big surprises are coming her way.