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Who cares son

You're in Australia now, get yourself a new gf.

Early last year:
- Meet a random chick at a party
- Take her off to an empty room
- I just get a condom on and get ready to rock when the door opens and her beta male friend comes in the room
-...

I'm gonna go with over 20

It's what you guys call a guidette

This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while

Not my thing OP but whatever floats your boat dude

In Victoria yes but not in Melbourne


Plus hipster chicks are usually hot and pretty easy

F*ck yeah melbourne brahs...we're number 2


U jelly everyone but Vancouver?

brb bookmarking for future reference

I used to do this all the time with my old phone

The worst was probably:

"Nah dude, she's a f*cking b!tch. Just gonna hit it and quit it"
Needless to say I sent that to the girl

was gonna post the same thing...

Arsenal all the way

This is our season

lulziest thread in a long time

Fiji....who the f*ck goes to Fiji for schoolies???

I thought everyone either went to the Gold Coast or Byron Bay

inb4everyaussieknowssomeonethatwenttofijiforschoolies

We are until a yank or a pom enters..then we're bros

Don't forget the tax on fuel and the worst tax of all...tax on alcohol

...the f*ck?

I'm on that list but where the f*ck was my email?


I thought we were bros...

20yo
6 girls

I've never passed all my semester one units in the three years I've been at uni

One f*cker always seems to get me every time

Slightly off topic:

Last two Saturday nights I've been out, meeting and hooking up with girls was the last thing on my mind as I was already seeing a girl (nothing serious or anything) yet I ended...

Earl Squirrelson