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    Sounds like you have to decide what is most...

    Sounds like you have to decide what is most important to you and disregard other people's wants/needs imposed on you.
  • When I was 19 I had 3 stripper roommates, typical...

    When I was 19 I had 3 stripper roommates, typical methhead, unattractive strippers. One day they went to do some photoshoot and flatly refused to tell me & the other guy who lived with us where/who...
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    Why are you violating his privacy like that, ...

    Why are you violating his privacy like that, isn't that illegal?
  • Religious ppl lie all the time, or maybe that's...

    Religious ppl lie all the time, or maybe that's what you meant?
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    This story usually gets used with David Beckham...

    This story usually gets used with David Beckham and David Guetta. Same locations and speeds, different name
  • I will not be ignored, Dan.

    I will not be ignored, Dan.
  • Came here to say this so I'll pick a passage...

    Came here to say this so I'll pick a passage instead:

    After the flood when Noah and his sons get drunk together, Noah passes out and one or both of his sons (can't remember) **** him in the ass....
  • I would tell my wife she's getting fat and here's...

    I would tell my wife she's getting fat and here's why:

    I love her and I want her to look her best. Most people have some sort of distortion as to how they see their bodies and how they really...
  • Unions and corporations are both the scourge of...

    Unions and corporations are both the scourge of freedom. One is the mafia-esque thuggery tactics of the dumb worker, the other is the mafia-esque thuggery of money. Neither one is interested in free...
  • Just some fat dude with googly-eyes feeding...

    Just some fat dude with googly-eyes feeding opiates of denial down the gullets of these fat pigs.
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    Eww Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot!

    Eww Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot!
  • No, proof that his will is weak. Yea, sad,...

    No, proof that his will is weak. Yea, sad, unfortunate but that's the way it is. He's always fat in his mind so no matter how hard he thinks he's trying he's gonna sabotage himself subconsciously.
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    Eisenhower
  • the quote just says the police suspect bath...

    the quote just says the police suspect bath salts. They only say that because they want bath salts to be illegal, for all we know he could have been under the influence of Budweiser, Marlboros and...
  • These tips will increase your pagerank: -Make...

    These tips will increase your pagerank:

    -Make links to your page on other, relevant pages.
    -use better keywords in your title and meta tags, including the words you want to improve the searches...
  • This is my favorite part of Thinking Big 2, love...

    This is my favorite part of Thinking Big 2, love that book, I read it, I make my kids read it, this mindset applies to big success in any aspect of life.
  • Damn, that wasnt very smart now was it?

    Damn, that wasnt very smart now was it?
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    We all have wanted to do such a thing but as...

    We all have wanted to do such a thing but as someone with kids I can say with assurance it takes a real coward to punch a child.
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    What kind of an asshat gets violent with kids? ...

    What kind of an asshat gets violent with kids?

    Furthermore, what kind of an asshat is paying money to see Titanic 3d?

    A real Beta sack of sh*t, that's who.
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