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I'm sure we will get some good sound bytes from House Republicans saying mean things to the tyrants before they scurry away doing absolutely nothing of value for the people they are pretending to...

Imagine the smell

Sadly that's not my only drunken sex story where I woke up covered in fecal matter.

One military sloot I met on plenty of fish back in the day whose entire body was tatted up. We went out for drinks and the whole time she keeps bringing up how we aren't going to sleep together...

Trump has probably been investigated more than anyone else living on planet Earth right now, and nobody has been able to find **** on him. I know it pisses some of you libtards off so much that Trump...

Hopefully he had a NDE and saw a vision of where he is going once he leaves the mortal plane.

Did anyone else listen to the Damn Yankees growing up? I had their first album on cassette tape that I used to blast on my walkman as a kid. These guys were underrated as hell.

Plus the vibe from...

You're not wrong here. We also have a "president" with limited cognitive abilities "running" the country. The rot is setting in for sure

Everything is perfectly fine. Nothing to see here.

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Everything is perfectly safe. Nothing to see here.

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I think that one reporter that speculated this is China's response to the new US military bases in the Philippines is on to something.

38/M/Baltimore

You down for a good time? I'm down for pretty much ANYTHING, hint hint



All my friends used to come over for the shenanigans because I was the first kid in our friends group...

On that 56k dial-up modem time.

I was in grade school when I first got internet. I remember I used to hit up the Nickelodeon chat rooms and tell everyone "Doug" sucked and was a closet homosexual...

Does the Memphis police department even teach their police officers how to subdue and cuff a suspect, or did these cops just say **** it by subscribing to the gang up, punch, and stomp a mutha ****a...

Checking for a pulse is also pretty effective.

I actually did cut down on my drinking after seeing what it does to my heart rate. I freaked when my watch thought I completed a workout challenge...

https://www.vox.com/2018/1/3/16845438/exercise-weight-loss-myth-burn-calories

This is some of the most smooth-brained BS ever. The article points out that your metabolic rate is the biggest factor...

I identify as a police car, so **** this bigot.

I'm 38, they gon' take you 'for they take me.

I'm convinced the South Park creators were sent back in time to warn us about clown world

In some cases I would agree, but not really in this instance. The girl who got knocked out was showing submissive body language and had her hands in her pocket. She wasn't going to do anything.
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