Type: Posts; User: mixednutz
Go get an MRI asap.
Just hope you're wearing a jimmy hat everytime. Would suck for you to pay for an STD when you can get em for free.
Nobody likes a snitch, not like he'd listen to or take an ass whooping from a red anyways.
INB4 the first miscer offs themselves because they went red from semi-high greens. It's bound to happen sooner or later.
This is a dumb comparison, kate is in her 40's, alba in 30's. At least use the same age range
ITT OP was approached by 2 ladyboys wanting to show him their dinks in indonesia
OP goes to chill at bww/canes for the BBW's.
bun bo hue (beef noodle soup) and bo luc lac (beef cubes w/onions and rice) ... both are beef, both are banging.. or do the poverty pork chop w/rice if your wanting basic
Can't hate on him tho.. he's doing well since going solo.
She only wants you because you're currently taken.... it's a power trip thing with women, if she can draw your attention away from your current gf, she "wins" in her mind. Don't **** around in this...
Plot twist, they DID use that cucumber on each other later.
You are a passive aggressive lil bish.. he offered to move and you said no. Now you come on the internet to complain about it? Talk to him about it like a man, split it up, 2 weekends for you to...
That's a motorcycle helmet brah.. not even headgear lol. OP musta gotten the gloves, bag and new helmet for his razer scooter for christmas and showing it off.
I always knew you phaggots in Cali were wearing perfume
I heard the ladies get free buffet if they show up before 11pm.
You forgot to add that it also operates 24hrs a day. Source: currently in thailand
Damn Bro.. SChit happens tho.. tbh she seems really cool. The fact she's able to laugh about it, you should make her pay you back alright.. don't be a poosay she's probably a great lay.
It's because she views you as boyfriend material OP. SRS. Girls will hold out for the longest with a guy they deem "dateable" but will sloot it up in a heartbeat with the ones they don't view that...
BRO. Listen to yourself, if you acquire presents for yourself and family, your NYE won't be as bad, or re-gift them to a big brother foundation and feel good about yourself. You're already setting...