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Srs answer tho: Tank top. Leggings exist to blatantly show off a girl's ass - obviously most attractive part of any chick's physique is her ass; tanks exist to show off chest/arms/upper back/etc. -...

I slept with your dad

I'd say a guy who's okay with covering himself in fake blood to fool people would probably be okay with lying about it too, but that's just my opinion. Also, where it is on his chest makes...

Real dried blood is usually brown (iron in heme oxidizing), not pink.

Put menstrual blood in her food to get even, duh.

Can't believe I got negged so much for this. ****ing rofl. I'll try to do it again with a different chick soon (will post the pics when I get them this time, I promise).

Everybody gets bored?

You clearly didn't read the whole thing. Do that.

http://i.imgur.com/aaq5nBe.jpg

You only had cancer for 4 months? Maybe you should man up and grow some real tumors next time, pussy.

haha that's awesome though bro, congratulations

do u even ovulate

Yes, it's cheating.

Dump the slut and go ruin that guy's ****. Get some friends if you need help.

Rude, but fair.

http://i.imgur.com/zkwvg.jpg

Somebody had to take pity on him eventually.

Above average?

The moment he starts working out at all.

Why don't people understand this? It's extremely simple.

You get to directly control how much the servers get paid, instead of the restaurant charging you more and paying them a flat wage. This...

I just bought a Sig Sauer P229 DAK in .40s&w, but some people have been telling me I should think about rechambering it to 9mm. Cheaper rounds, but I don't know if it's worth sacrificing the extra...

Voted.

No need to rep; if you can move that kind of weight you can have my vote without payment.

Without getting into the whole debate about how dumb criminalizing substances to deter their use is, yes I believe steroids should be legal. I believe they should be available as an elective form of...

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