Dat feel when they ask you in the morning what the large pill like object is in their oatmeal. I tell them it's a clump of oats and to eat it. Brb $50 saves you $500,000 over the next 18 years.
My take on transgender people: they were the opposite gender in their previous lives and upon rebirth it was so ingrained in their souls that it manifests as transgender. Same with sexual fluidity.
I'm driving down halsted, op walks out of Roscoe's drunk. He jumps in front of my car (hemi challenger) and asks me for a ride. Me being an upstanding citizen said sure...