Type: Posts; User: SrT4u2Nv
Ccchhhaaazzz add me
Count me in before her hole stretched out and deformed.
One of the best shooters ever. I may have to dig my ps2 up
FOR SALE: P90X® home fitness kit, still in box, $50 or will trade for king size Snickers The best thing about being a woman is having two stress balls attached to your chest. If you've got an...
Dang He'll truly be missed! Condolences to our misc brah.
- I found my first grey pubic hair today....normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac. - is It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not...
Hey sexy! Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me =D, and satisfy your needs. Love always: The Toilet.
- I read an article the other day that said "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic" thank god I only drink every night!! - Practical joke idea: all of us go back to MySpace for one week, get...
On the internet you can be whoever you want. It's odd that so many choose to be stupid.
Sleep aids suck. ****** sucks. Serqueal sucks. No sleep for me and class in 2 hours really suck.
- I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror. :/ - Twinkle twinkle little whore, shut your legs they're not a door. You're cheaper than the dollar tree, guys...
Smell. Lack of initiative. Dead fish. Silence. Sex, no sucky sucky. Having to go down on her all the time without returning the favor. Same person.
I'm in home slice!
This is what I was thinking. Honestly there is nothing you can do. Start looking for a new chick so one day you can tell her to go find a BBC bc her giant hole won't be stuffed by you anymore.
Give me 5 years of Zyzz. Long live the king. Or short live the king.
She's trying to be a Kardashian.
not bad at all brah!
Bump for good advice
Pause time hands down. It's godly unlike teleport. You teleport, i will stop time kick you in the nuts and resume.
my heart hurts... and now I rage!
