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    Lou's New Boots

    Ever since Lou was a young child he wanted a pair of hand-tooled cowboy boots. So in his 70th birthday he went out and spent a small fortune getting just what he wanted. He was so proud of them that...
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    C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender...

    C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and...
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    My cat Simba cuddling up with my dog Rufus....

    My cat Simba cuddling up with my dog Rufus....
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    My daughter's new kitten. She is named...

    My daughter's new kitten. She is named Sleater-Kitty....
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    Potato Latkes

    5 Russet Potatoes
    1 medium onion
    3 eggs
    2 Tbs flour (Quinoa or rice flour can be used)
    1 1/2 tsp salt
    1 tsp baking powder
    Oil for frying

    Grate the onion and potatoes in a food processor. Mix...
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    I miss my toller Rudy. We was my side-kick.

    I miss my toller Rudy. We was my side-kick.
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    Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car. ...

    Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car.

    They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks, 'Do you know how fast you were going?'

    'No, but I know exactly where I am,'...
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    Rodney Dangerfield said, "I knew that my parents...

    Rodney Dangerfield said, "I knew that my parents didn't like me. They called the toaster a fork-tester."
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    You might want to try front squats or Zercher...

    You might want to try front squats or Zercher squats. I find them easier on my lower back,
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    I have cousins in Israel.

    I have cousins in Israel.
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    The old rabbi was dying. His sons gathered around...

    The old rabbi was dying. His sons gathered around his bed, trying to make his last journey comfortable.

    They gave him some warm milk to drink but he refused.

    One of his sons took the glass back...
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    The following conversation was overheard on the...

    The following conversation was overheard on the police radio.

    Constable: "Hello. Is that the Sarge?"

    Sarge: "Yes?"

    Constable: "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping...
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    Find a gym that has child minding and go with...

    Find a gym that has child minding and go with your wife. Make it an outing for the kids.
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    http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-x...

    http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/20200_962409287117683_6868592496677343206_n.jpg?oh=da0f249714f8c5fafebe42d6766c98ad&oe=55B25432&__gda__=1437131738_fa91ce7a144f7b84846df2...
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    I solved the Work/Lifting problem. I'm retiring...

    I solved the Work/Lifting problem. I'm retiring on June 19th.
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    A Software QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a...

    A Software QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.
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    My dog learned to this from the cat. ...

    My dog learned to this from the cat.
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    I might have to try this sometime.

    I might have to try this sometime.
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    True Friendship... -------------------...

    True Friendship...

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    SCOTTISH STYLE!! (None of that Sissy ****)

    Are ye tired of those weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to...
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    I am just getting over the two-week cold. The...

    I am just getting over the two-week cold. The only good thing about it is that I lost some weight.

    BTW, are you not on FB anymore?
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