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lol I dont think you can consider it a "sucker punch" if you pizzaslap someone and immediately sit down and turn your back to the person you just pizzaslapped.

that punch though. ferocious.

that.

Stop lying, fhaggot. You can fit any regular-sized condom over your fuking head (the one with a nose and eyes and shiit), which is approximately 20 times bigger than your dick. When you say things...

legit 8" checking in. ask me anything.

that's all i could think of while watching this - would standing up and spreading my arms and legs out, yelling, and kicking the tiger scare it away, or provoke it? either way, in that position, i'd...

Yes, she has nudes all over the place, but her leaked ones are still the best of the leaks. Amber Heard's are up there, too.

Pretty much.

Dem Emily Ratajkowski nudes, though. Cot damn.

This is really, really good. Seriously, watch it. I'd compare it to The Prestige in that it's not overly mind-rapey - it's mostly just a really good, character-driven drama - but the "reveal" at the...

a mortgage is a debt. a car loan is a debt. are people really this fuking stupid?

really?

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HOly shiit, you've existed on this planet for 29 years and don't know the difference between income and net worth?

Read it again - this means the opposite of what you think it does.

lol ok

lol strong slash

lol

horse mask in 2014. way to stay current on stupid internet fads, fhaggot op.

diamond earrings lol what year is it?

I was gonna say that she's built like a rhinoceros, but your description is good, too.

Penny all day. She has kind of a droopy, bulldog face, but it's still miles better than Kate's, and Penny isn't fat. Dat bust:waist ratio hnnnnnggggggg

any idea why?