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I hope he likes prison food...




..and Penis!



(reps to anyone who knows where that from, without googling.)

Fatty, since he's finally motivating himself to better his life.


(Since when the fuk is there a 10chr limit??)

thanks. Wthat's what I figured anyway.

There's only one answer brah..


Throw her a reeces...



..and say "sup!"

Are there any links/images of this?

I usually don't care about this stuff but those pics are hilarious!

LMAO!

Whoa bro.. please post a full facial pic.
These pics make you look weird..
like Dracula or some chit. Lols.

Not a big fan of Duke, however I have family members from the military so I respect anyone who has served.

Much respect to all military.

This. Lol.


Haven't used a condom in 4 years brah.
Don't plan to start now.


Make sure your girl doesn't fail the BC. The BC won't fail

ITT: poverty giveaway.

Art major here. OP, that's because the "big dogs" at your gym don't wash their hands after they sh*t.
So.. the **** left over from their hands keeps on adding more weight to the DB. Thus making it...

Tried brah.. ended up with her scratching the tip of my dink with her teeth because she was trying HARD!
Lol WTF.


(Sucks having a thick head btw. The girth on top of my dink is thicker than...

Yes. Only one chick has ever really made me cum (and fast) from sucking.
She sucked it so hard that she had me singing like Whitney.



Other ones just aren't good at the hand/mouth ratio and...

Columbine shooting (worst of it's kind).




OP is a *******.

Yes.

And success is being happy.
Money is too overly used to define success, however people make their lives miserable to earn it. Thus, not successful IMO.
For example, I love riding. If I have...

Lol, this is the most beta thing I have EVER read on the misc.


Too bad it's a troll. =[

Leave a very nice note

"Please don't park like a douchebag" . to give him a fair warning.

if it still doesn't work, put a nail behind the tire.

This is my current hairstyle:

http://cdn.vogue.com.au//media/images/6/5/8/2/0/658279-1_mp.jpg?
And honestly, I look a little better than he does with it. =P
(because he looks super young in it....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RgyOZ0Y9c0g/T2GcpgqUQ2I/AAAAAAAAA5c/eXgaSNEyOVk/s1600/a_clockwork_orange.jpg

GO.

OP, if you had her.. you were good enough for her.



Now you need to make up some sh*t on why you were feeling down about everything that week, and why you said that to her.

A/s/l?