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I wonder if using a Fleshlight is cheating?

I've had clients who told me that they literally are almost incapable of having normal sex because of the sex they had while high on meth or MDMA. It just doesn't compare and is a letdown. And you'll...

Went to shoot pool the other day and when I paid for the balls the payment screen prompted me for a tip. For a girl literally handing me a tray of balls and taking my ID then handing it back.
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Really sucks that I bought in at 10k. Three years ago I thought that was a mistake.

Whenever I've heard meth addicts describe the high, they say it's way better than sex or anything else. What did it feel like for you?

How much of your life did you destroy with your addiction?

Such an idiotic thing. Basically just jaded females trying to convince themselves that because they know one guy who did something bad to them (and that doesn't even have to be violence) that they...

Imagine dating a girl who wears an obvious thirst trap to the gym so guys will stare at her ass.

Welcome to why nobody wants to buy it. That's over $1 a square foot just for condo fees.

Plus it's in downtown SF where you're surrounded by homeless and crime. Not surprised it isn't moving.

This latest patch screwed solo players. I like to do occasional missions alone and used to have no problem on Level 5. Last night on Level 4 I was overwhelmed within a few minutes. I have no idea how...

Depends if you actually want to see her boobs or not.

Don't talk to any girl for a week before asking them out - ever. And when you ask, don't ask like "hey, do you want to get together". Ask like "let's go for dinner Friday night at 7." Small talk...

These statements basically sum up the Lakers entire season. Lebron can't carry a team anymore, AD farms it in too many nights, and the other starting three you get maybe 2/3 at best most nights.

Love Pearl products but I would go with #1 as well. Also easier to adjust tone on more specifically to the surface if you want.

No charges and no arrests. Great way to hold people accountable for assault.

Jesus. And then this person will wonder why they can't get a real job and nobody wants to take them seriously.

Only thing I don't have is a deep fryer, but I can't justify the space costs, plus I'd probably only use it for a handful of things.

Have never understood the effort involved in sous vide when...

When you're older if you have been doing it right, you're super high value compared to most men. All you have to do is stay in shape, have a decent income and be interesting with a good personality...

I like thick girls but she's not thick, she's massive.

Nose pierced like that = instant nope for me. Same with all the tats.

Crazy girls are usually amazing in bed. You just have to watch out afterwards.