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  • My checklist would be: Compatible humour...

    My checklist would be:
    Compatible humour
    Doesn't live for instant gratification, still remembers to have fun
    Open to new things
    Smart
    Solid, stand-up friends. No bitshiness etc (bad friends are...
  • Would ruin mercilessly/10

    Would ruin mercilessly/10
  • some quotes say that life isn't about avoiding...

    some quotes say that life isn't about avoiding the storms; it's about learning to dance in the rain.


    My variant on this phaggytime philosophy is that life is about learning to bust nuts in sluts...
  • ahaha dem feels Can also instantly tell which...

    ahaha dem feels

    Can also instantly tell which personality disorder she suffers from and how difficult she'd be to talk to if we were both sober
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    I kinda wish that Maggie and Glenn had been offed...

    I kinda wish that Maggie and Glenn had been offed in the finale. Their characters haven't been developed at all since S2. Glenn's actually become more one-dimensional
  • Catching up ITT and stumbled across this potato...

    Catching up ITT and stumbled across this potato advice. How's it possible to be so misinformed yet so sure of yourself?

    brb rubbing a fresh case of bursitis
    brb rubbing a recently torn tendon

    ...
  • This - the operator was just implying that you're...

    This - the operator was just implying that you're rocking a bushy azz-fro down there and would prefer to deal with a more glabrous angus for an hour or two.



    She just caught you off-guard with...
  • Oh god college group work Every team I was...

    Oh god college group work

    Every team I was ever in:

    - 1 neurotic. Has no authority but still assigns tasks, sets arbitary deadlines, emails you several hundred times for status reports. Gets...
  • minor unresolved disagreement and a woman with...

    minor unresolved disagreement and a woman with too much time to think about it.

    That mix will kill just about any relationship.
  • +1 for the 'do the exact opposite' camp ...

    +1 for the 'do the exact opposite' camp



    Srsly, every guy knows what happens if you let your girlfriend 'sleep off' a disagreement.
    - She wakes up the next day, 7 hours of sleep-obsessing...
  • Lulz - I swear women have an in-built Ctrl+F for...

    Lulz - I swear women have an in-built Ctrl+F for anything graphic. If Tolstoy hid even one paragraph about tounge-punching a fartbox in War & Peace, that would be the first page she read.
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    Ask her to install a findmyphone app - my grandad...

    Ask her to install a findmyphone app - my grandad has Alzheimer's and wanders off sometimes.

    Posters touting cures ITT mean well, but don't spend all your time pouring over studies or scouring...
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    lol - I think to pull this off you'd either need...

    lol - I think to pull this off you'd either need to be an extremely charming sunvabish, or she'd have to be very, very disinterested in her phonecall. Probably both.
  • Never fart on a man's balls, OP

    Never fart on a man's balls, OP
  • By date two, you should have transcended all...

    By date two, you should have transcended all normal kinks and be exploring scat, depilation and zoological roleplay.



    Contrary to what misc says, there's no timetable. Just stay flirty and for...
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    That you aren't in a relationship with this...

    That you aren't in a relationship with this person anymore
  • Bro, if you don't eat her butthole in the first...

    Bro, if you don't eat her butthole in the first 10 mins she'll lose all attraction
  • She's a potato. Abandon all class. Buy several...

    She's a potato. Abandon all class.

    Buy several bottles of wine. Check Netflix/DVD collection for a boxset. Leave them in the corner ready.

    If she hits you up and you have any other plans, don't...
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    Motorboat constantly. And take pics for future...

    Motorboat constantly. And take pics for future generations.
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    Prion diseases terrify me. Legit cannot...

    Prion diseases terrify me. Legit cannot comprehend what you two are going through brah. Just have to stay strong, don't let her face this alone.

    Don't let the symptomatic outbursts cloud your...
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