Type: Posts; User: phikappa
Don't ask. Tell.
You need to get a dick dolly, bro. It's a little cart that carries your dick for you.
I am John Conner and I can confirm.
You know how I know you're gay?
OP, you need to man up.
There once was a guy named Yero
Who's azzhole was shaped like a zero
He doesn't like chicks
And he sucks lots of dicks
Now he's our gay pride hero!
OP's bad joke.
complains about 'womanlets'.
She was vegetarian. You know what they say about vegetarian girls?
She was choking on your burrito?
Reminds me of a girl I dated.
Breaking bones is great for a cut. Just go light on the squats for a while.
Communist faces German firing squad in 1919.
OP hasn't figured out how to utilize the Post New Thread button yet.