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    lol u work out 4 days a week max? nah bro i think...

    lol u work out 4 days a week max? nah bro i think ur gonna be alright...
  • lol why didnt u atleast open ur blinds u creepy...

    lol why didnt u atleast open ur blinds u creepy *******.
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    2015 f-150 4x4 crew cab 2015 audi a-5 s...

    2015 f-150 4x4 crew cab

    2015 audi a-5 s line...selling the audi though :'(
  • hes keeping a tally in his head while he faps...

    hes keeping a tally in his head while he faps brah.

    each broad that posts, he yanks his hot dog 3 times.
  • lol at least he looks happy. maybe hes not that...

    lol at least he looks happy. maybe hes not that great looking, and his style sucks, but he seems happy. kinda feel bad that hes getting encouraged to dress like a potato. if he dressed normal hed be...
  • im gonna assume the internet we all know and use...

    im gonna assume the internet we all know and use today. before it was widely available and used in every household.
  • twas a glorious time. kids actually played...

    twas a glorious time.

    kids actually played outside... knocked on friends door if I wanted to see them...being inside on a p.a day or weekend or summer vacation was virtually unheard of.

    even...
  • youre a phaggot op, anyone who lifts knows that...

    youre a ******* op, anyone who lifts knows that you are lying. ur the size of a large child. 5'5 145 lbs is essentially the same size as any broad who lifts. maybe the girls are checking you out...
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    lol old women want sex and thats it over 30......

    lol old women want sex and thats it

    over 30... they know they arent having kids with some you stud, so they just want to fuk. and when they do, they know exactly what they like..

    old women, or...
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    grass isnt always greener brah. ive only...

    grass isnt always greener brah.

    ive only recently become successful with smashing broads (srs within the last few years) broads see you are older, have a job, a house, etc and its alot easier....
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    brah im 28 and look 40. you wouldnt want it...

    brah im 28 and look 40.

    you wouldnt want it the other way around.

    smashed some sloot then she asked me afterward if i was really 28, cause she thought i was 35-38....

    didnt care cause...
  • you got rekt you phaggot.

    you got rekt you *******.
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    congrats brah. looking shreddies. maybe...

    congrats brah.

    looking shreddies.

    maybe its just the pics but your traps over power your delts big time. (see second pic top row, traps almost end at edge of delt).

    mirin nonetheless
  • lol who cares if ur fraudin cawk size with a...

    lol who cares if ur fraudin cawk size with a hooker brah.


    might get a price break if ur packin heat and fukk her brains out.
  • that patton oswalt twitter joke/rant pretty much...

    that patton oswalt twitter joke/rant pretty much nailed this point.
  • nope. worlds gone to chit. you can say whatever...

    nope. worlds gone to chit. you can say whatever you want... but expect backlash if its anything other than pg or pro feminism
  • dont agree with him getting fired, or his...

    dont agree with him getting fired, or his *******y school being such cowards and issuing an apology or any of the wking and other bs going on, but it was prob on the 5:30 or 6pm news which clearly...
  • brah u fukking steering wheel is on the wrong...

    brah u fukking steering wheel is on the wrong side...
  • yeah it is and im pretty sure his gf is a rocket.

    yeah it is and im pretty sure his gf is a rocket.
  • these... depends how you get to look that...

    these...

    depends how you get to look that way...the obvious way there are some health concerns but if ur smrt you should be fine.
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