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I'd like some new pans.

Fukin nailed her knee on the ground.

Inb4 pic of pothole "that's where she landed"

lol at sunday sport. a classic of uk journalism. Other headlines include:

"BORIS SEX DWARF DROWNS IN GIANT TRIFLE"
"BANNED FROM CHINESE BUFFET FOR ****TING IN THE SEAWEED"
"GORDON RAMSAY SEX...

Choosing to be an accountant was the worst fukking decision I ever made in my life.

Mid 40s. Not too high, but high enough that i'd be uncomfortable being honest with a girl i was serious about.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/AC+Milan+Team+Presentation+70DG-Qy41egm.jpg

You should be more specific with your initial requests, buddy. 10 female politicians is 10 female politicians. you can't change the rules of the game halfway through the game, although you are...

May
Merkel
Park
Sirleaf
Bures
le Pen
de Kirchner
Clinton
Harman
Sturgeon

A fried sharer platter, then a large mixed grill, then a tub of ice cream.

Wanted to die for about an hour after I was done.

Because lbs are what stones are divided into? Do you use feet and inches? Congratulations, you're just as retarded.

This **** makes my willy unhappy.

Herman Li, Opeth - Akerfeldt is the soundest bloke ever, Nick Barker, Nicky Maynard, Hugh Grant, Frank Lampard. Also gave a load of **** to David de Gea one time too.

Ghost - Meliora

You are aware that the guy who authored the only study that linked vaccines and autism is no longer allowed to practice medicine and admitted to fudging the data used in the study?

Most enjoy it. Only one didn't, but she wasn't really that bothered.

Hey, Lawrence.

Actually cringe, people that lock their knees out doing heavy leg press. Genuinely makes me wince every time.

I'll just wait here for the White Black Panther.

In the long run, we're all dead.

Getting up unaided from a prone position should be the official fat fuk test. This monstrosity can't even get up off her knees.