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    I used to sleep on the floor right in front of a...

    I used to sleep on the floor right in front of a fan and put a blanket over myself and the fan. It's like a cocoon of cool air lol.
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    Breakup season is coming? Hell, my dad always...

    Breakup season is coming? Hell, my dad always taught me to get rid of women between Christmas and Valentine's Day.
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    Brah, you weren't a virgin until you were 24...

    Brah, you weren't a virgin until you were 24 because you were fat. There was something else going on lol. If you're case was proof, all obese men who did not hire prostitutes would be virgins.
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    They're some destructive little chits, but...

    They're some destructive little chits, but they're definitely awesome creatures.... in someone else's yard, or in the wild. Although, I must admit that I've given serious thought to owning a goat...
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    While I absolutely agree that being fit greatly...

    While I absolutely agree that being fit greatly increases the amount of interested women, and that a large amount of women are absolutely not attracted to fat guys in any way, looks come into play. ...
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    Lol... doormats? Nah brah, that's definitely how...

    Lol... doormats? Nah brah, that's definitely how it is for all of us fat brahs. Maybe the ones who choose to be doormats. Of course, I genuinely see more fat black/mixed brahs with smaller women...
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    Warm Jager is fuarking brutal... Edit: I had...

    Warm Jager is fuarking brutal...

    Edit: I had some damn tequila from the bx/px... it had some sort of military label. I forget. I got it for margaritas... tasted like absolute chit. Terrible.
  • No forward passes my ass!

    No forward passes my ass!
  • I'm rooting for the 'hawks, but Happy Feet AKA...

    I'm rooting for the 'hawks, but Happy Feet AKA Wilson needs to stop bullchitting.
  • going to see that chit

    going to see that chit
  • Saw that one coming. Good chit Patriots.

    Saw that one coming. Good chit Patriots.
  • Fuark that was almost in there...

    Fuark that was almost in there...
  • Beautiful!

    Beautiful!
  • I'm definitely riding with the 'hawks this go...

    I'm definitely riding with the 'hawks this go around. I predict I'll be drunk as fuark by halftime.
  • Fuark dem feels. The days where a majority of...

    Fuark dem feels. The days where a majority of young sloots thought you were a genius for having a webpage, and were still convinced that guys they met online were "different" from the locals. Lol,...
  • I don't own any apple stock, so idgaf. Either...

    I don't own any apple stock, so idgaf. Either way, gjdm.
  • Damn I'm late, but I'm in this chit. Name is...

    Damn I'm late, but I'm in this chit. Name is Fatboy501, coordinates 475/471
  • Chit she's big. Cute girl though. I wonder if...

    Chit she's big. Cute girl though. I wonder if my fat ass can get a modeling contract. Someone needs some man-boobs on an advertisement somewhere.
  • Oh, weapons work great for defusing situations......

    Oh, weapons work great for defusing situations... sometimes. I have, unfortunately, witnessed a situation where it went wrong. The guy shot in the air, and someone shot him. There is definitely...
  • I agree that weapons can be useful, but if you...

    I agree that weapons can be useful, but if you draw your firearm, it needs to be to engage threats. Not to hopefully defuse a situation.
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