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Isn't it unfair that a fat person pays the same price as a skinny person for clothes when in fact they're getting more fabric?

The NSA's late to the game. My computer's been infected with Spyware for years.

I was about to fall in the train and my instincts made me grab on to this lady's hair for balance. It didn't help, I...

Dudes: Bruno Mars, Michael Bolton, Arnel Pineda (filipino dude that's the current lead singer for Journey), Michael Buble, Elton John (lulz), a bunch of opera dudes, a bunch of black dudes

Ladies:...

Happy 4th of July!
The day America cut the umbilical cord to Britain. However, Native Americans still wished there was an abortion.

2 more, shortline, table 1. monopoly time

drank dat hyphy mud and grew another dick. brb bangin 2 girls at once

this is what i came up with for father's day

Father's Day, a day where a household with gay dads party TWICE as hard- as a result from having a silent Mother's Day.

short line railroad, table 3, misc

I don't read books because I respect privacy. The books' pages are undercover.

Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum has banned me for life after I tried using Johnny Depp as a Birthday Candle.

Oh ****!...

Everyone's asking do ALIENS exist? The answer is yes. Through YoloSwag culture, we've created our own.

Saw Megan Fox hitchhiking with her ring finger out. I thought ain't she using the wrong...

One way the government can help combat obesity is to make money heavier. You're bound to break a sweat carrying around a 5lb dollar bill.

I wonder if serial killers enjoy losing games of...

reeeeally? that bad.. fuuuuuark

i'll post some "edgier ones" if i can't redeem myself with these.. i'm outta here


This dude was making silly faces at me, so i punched him in the face. I noiw...

sup misc, here are some I came up with. If ya'll like, I'll post more.. then if you REALLY like I'll post my ********/twitter and you can follow me from there.

Why go to college for a degree when...

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