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I'm explaining how iphones work to him.

It's from my phone, you show up in green.

**** me until I love you back *******.



No, you're still wrong. Convo is real lol.

Hope you enjoyed the thraaad.

ChooChoooo
http://i.imgur.com/OSpKT.png

Yeah, good work brah. Barely managed to worm my way out of that one. Reps while I still have them.

:) Bah dumh dumh psssshhh

Convo is real. Will make a sound recording for you guys of me getting a chin up blowjob within the next few weeks.

Note*: I expect a neg train in the meantime.

Misc detectives have a worldwide system.

It was 33(Just for accurate measure).

Not really, could care less about my ass regardless of how finely manicured it is. And the neg train is late to the station. Actually getting repped still lulz

Real convo, fake girl.



No, but links/name of app would be useful for future trolling endeavors.

You can still ask for advice, the texts and scenario were real(except that they were 2 girls she was babysitting not her sister) and it's a different girl. Used pics of a different girl to protect...

And so end the lulz.

Awaiting neg train.

Good stuff brah, enjoy.




The average female can bench press 35lbs(srs). I had her try to bench after I did(spotted her by strategically placing my crotch over her head) and she couldn't...

Location:Australia

I don't think she's been to australia brah, have you been here?

Oh, and to save you the trouble:

www.tineye.com

Brah, there's almost always an inch left between the condom and the base of my dick. But I did google it and apparently the average trojan is 7.7 inches. Not sure how to explain it, I always use...

Definitely not wife material.



You have strong bigorexia or poor bone structure then brah. Even at 135 I have good bone structure and don't look like a skinny ****. Also, girls connect lifting...

Update: OP has started lifting.

Never claimed to have ****ed 4 8+ chicks, the misc is grading them as that, not me. Otherwise, you mad that I'm fairly successful in every area of my life?

Not gonna lie, I tell girls I use magnums lol. Bishes don't know the difference. I honestly had one girl tell me that she had never been with a guy under 10 inches(My mind was full of ****), anyways,...