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    Yes. Even being a physician can’t salvage it if...

    Yes. Even being a physician can’t salvage it if you’re brown and quiet and fat.

    Maybe a surgeon would fare better than a lowly IM guy like myself though...
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    Lol this place is still around? Damn, I used to...

    Lol this place is still around? Damn, I used to dick around on the Misc instead of doing...whatever I was supposed to be doing at my hospital volunteering thing in college.

    Now I’m halfway through...
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    Well, hot damn guys. I remember I used to surf...

    Well, hot damn guys. I remember I used to surf the Misc way back in college when I was at my hospital volunteering job.

    I now have an MD and am halfway through residency.

    And I’m still...
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    1 week to go until the shelf. Time to finish the...

    1 week to go until the shelf. Time to finish the fight, and end my horrific experience with Surgery.
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    It's tempting to say "lol u mad cause u bad," but...

    It's tempting to say "lol u mad cause u bad," but I did well in FM and Psych and I really didn't like them either. Surgery's just a field that's kinda out there. Some people like it. Many more hate...
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    Lol, forget I said anything then. All I know...

    Lol, forget I said anything then.

    All I know is that when Trump talked about things being "worse than waterboarding," surgery clerkships are what he had in mind.
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    They may be ****ty, but at least they can control...

    They may be ****ty, but at least they can control themselves. Surgery is rare in that it people are openly rude to others, especially people under them. It shocked me.

    Hours in pretty much every...
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    Everything. First of all, OR time sucked. Brb...

    Everything.

    First of all, OR time sucked. Brb stand for 4 hours and hold the retractor. Laparoscopic cases were even worse. Managing the camera was basically a delts workout, except you would...
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    Entering M4. Going into IM. I have lost all...

    Entering M4. Going into IM. I have lost all passion for this stupid profession. Surgery played a big role in that. I never thought I could hate a field that much.

    The only thing that motivates me...
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    If it's not FM or Peds or some random IM program,...

    If it's not FM or Peds or some random IM program, then it's competitive.
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    Lol yeah, I don't really listen to the horse...

    Lol yeah, I don't really listen to the horse person, I got enough haters as it is.

    The thing is that when I was in college, I used to beast all the classes and stuff, and I sorta used to define...
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    Lol you're mean. Med school ain't sunshine and...

    Lol you're mean. Med school ain't sunshine and roses for all of us, mang.
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    I'm sorry, but medicine has degraded my mind and...

    I'm sorry, but medicine has degraded my mind and body enough. I used to be a happy, enthusiastic, and inquisitive person, I had gains and people were mirin', but now, all of that has gone, and all I...
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    I'll remember that for rotations I care about. ...

    I'll remember that for rotations I care about.

    I have literally zero interest in any surgical field, so I have no problem tanking that rotation, as long as I pass.
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    Sometimes I struggle to motivate myself to study...

    Sometimes I struggle to motivate myself to study for STEP-1, but then I think:

    YO HO HO

    In 6 weeks I'll be free!

    And when I have beasted the boards

    I shall finally win glory!
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    I sexually identify as a dermoid cyst. For years...

    I sexually identify as a dermoid cyst. For years I've dreamed of growing hair and teeth inside a woman's ovary. People tell me I can't become a disorganized mass of neoplastic tissue, but fk them I'm...
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    Under 3 months to go! If I beast STEP1, then...

    Under 3 months to go!

    If I beast STEP1, then the bishes will mire me and my Foreveraloneness might end.

    If not, then it will be a shamefur dispray and I might have to commit sudoku.
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    My fortune rises with my grades as STEP1 steadily...

    My fortune rises with my grades as STEP1 steadily approaches.

    With the sword of methylphenidate and the shield of fluoextine, I vindicate myself time and again against my heretofore unchallenged...
  • Hello Mr. Noble, this is your doctor, Hugh...

    Hello Mr. Noble, this is your doctor, Hugh Myronbrough, M.D. I am sorry to tell you that your test results are in, and the woman you met on "Tinder" gave you herpes. It's not a death sentence: much...
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    U mad bruh

    U mad bruh
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