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copped a gobby from a noonga behind the servo mate

Genuinely feel bad for this guy. I used to watch his vids for the luls eg. dick hanging lower than the balls, but I never thought he had a mental problem. He either has a death wish or since he...

Yeah when you graduate it will be a lot better. You'll have butt loads of cash and no time or energy to enjoy it.

His gold digging wife is counting down the days.

Then just make yourself a meat and cheese casserole and stop calling it a pizza because you use similar ingredients.

Too dumb and nonathletic to play a ball sport so they kill **** for sport hnnnnngggg

Purple Lamborghini Diablo, 80s solid white suit with giant collar, vice city sound track and moving to Miami.

Ever heard of Reagan?

Well, idk what should you do? Stop trolling with **** threads maybe.

You guys should be welcoming all the immigrants you can get to diversify that gene pool. I guess this is what 100s of years on an island does to a civilization.

That's the nature of the job, it's dangerous and when you choose to become a cop you accept the fact that you may be killed. I'm sure cops arrest lots of people with weapons on them without having...

How much are they? Doesn't kanye sell white t shirts with holes in them for like 3 grand?

She looks like she was eating lemons before taking each picture.

Most retarded thing I ever read. If you have a clogged toilet you unclog it yourself for free. Don't buy a house in a earthquake prone area. Don't move 11.4 times in your lifetime. Problem...

I'd ask if she is a feminist. If she said yes I'd respect her equality and let her handle it herself. If she said no Id step in.

Why you so mad? Is it because you idiots make shoes out of wood?

Mick-dicks

Well considering a suitcase sized one can blow up a city and this is the worlds largest submarine they have enough to destroy a country.

Lmao try hauling something substantial up/down hills in an automatic. That pos will be hunting for gears and you will get no where. Automatic doesn't even work on a track with corners. Ffs nascar...

LMAO at that line straight out of a Brazzers flick. I'll ****ing destroy you, now turn around.