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Wow, you really do remind me of my brother. He's probably on his 4th felony. How many have you racked up so far?

Congrats. You're a genetic defect. Don't worry, my brother's life had a similar trajectory to yours and he's also a genetic defect.

If it were up to me, I'd round up people like you and send you off to Haiti.

I'm not surprised but they should cut benefits for convicts.

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So even with all the knowledge he has, he can't recreate being a millionaire again? All that proves is that he didn't become a millionaire on his own.

Called in twice. Excused twice.

What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!

Reminds me of Goodfellas where the only black person was the getaway driver in the Lufthansa heist.

He'd be out on a cashless bond and be home for supper.

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That's some Boomer energy I'm sensing here. Nobody cares, old man.

So I did the math and the odds of hitting 5 out of 7 numbers from a pool of 50 numbers= 1/2118760.

All that for $50 American dollars. You deserve to lose your money.

Looking like a peasant comes from your genes, not the clothes you wear.

t-shirt and jeans. Don't overthink it fhaggot.

Take the 10 million and work half assed since I can’t technically get fired. Profit.

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I'd love to get some of Colonel's 11 herbs and...

It sucks. It smells like wet garbage.

Hey BrooksKeopka, this schtick ain't it bro. Back to the drawing board.

Our definition of "far left" is completely misaligned because I associate "far left" with pink hair, general grotesque hygiene, bull nose piercings, chitty doodle tattoos all over their body, and...