Search:

I don't think having multiple watches and shoes = broke ass college students

I've worn the same shoes for 3 years now and I literally buy myself new clothes like once every 5 years. vast majority...

If this happened to me I'd be calling the cops so quick; I don't give a **** if she's a 10/10. In today's society there is a very real chance that she might wake up and call the cops on YOU and...

notsureifsrs.......

there are far, far uglier women out there. I wouldn't even call this girl ugly, there is seriously nothing wrong with her.

lemme guess, you got rejected by her?

somehow i get the feeling that everyone who picked 3 is a dumbass.

having your mind instantly filled with a metric ****ton of knowledge doesn't make you smarter / intelligent per say. we kind of...

whats with you *******s saying you'd murder humans without a thought but wouldn't kill the dogs? psychopaths anyone?

whatever happened to being loyal to your own species? also humans have a far...

haxball = SERIOUS BUSINESS DON'T **** AROUND

never played this. fun as hell. need more people!

magic chocolate bar for sure.

sell most the pieces for millions if not billions of dollars, become richest man on planet.

take one for myself give a few to close family members and live double...

I've been banging a girl for 3 months now and I ain't even fingered or ate her out once.

Batch begs for my cock and she seriously gets wetter and wetter every time I phuck her. She says my cock...

ITT - a tard takes speed for the first time.

I'd love to read this paper you shat out in 2 hours. I bet it reads like the rambling stream of conscious of a downie who somehow figured out how to...

go here and use the calculator. set the fat and carb ratio to 25/75 or 20/80 if you wanna be extra crazy. don't actually have to be using IF to benefit from this amazing calc.
...

I hope whoever sold you that wasn't a "friend" because good lord they just phucking raped you and laughed all the way to the bank.

^ what this guy said. tastes pretty similar to me, maybe not quite as greasy or flavorful, but it does the trick for me and the calories and fat is much lower than regular pep.

man I couldn't...

how to do pizza cheap and easy on a cut: whole wheat english muffins, organic pasta sauce, turkey pepperoni, and low-fat mozzerella. I feel absolutely stuffed after eating it.
765 calories
50g...

"I never want another cock again"

said by the bish I was railing this morning

every white suburban high school in america has dozens of chicks that look like this

NOT IMPRESSED

(yes i've seen her before)

farrrkkk, just wasted two scoops of ON with some sour milk. **** wasn't even at the expiration date yet.

at least that freed up some calories for the night I guess

she's not sitting at home making mayonnaise lard salads, she's going to culinary school so she can make awesome food for us to bulk on when we go out to eat

you do realize the most chefs are fat...

yeah man leave her alone.

sure fat people are fat and all that but that doesn't mean they can't accomplish things.

would you rather her sit at home and ****ing eat cookies and chips on welfare?...

lying *******. you're so full of **** its ridiculous. meatballs are vegan eh?