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Wasn't funny the first time around ya dope

Unless I'm the one that called I'm not even opening the door.

Nope, we already have a better version of soccer its called hockey.

In on bread roll. But if you're serious and only banged her twice a couple weeks ago this sloot is lying and you should go NC. How would she know she's pregnant in 2 weeks?

Any of you who disagree with what he said in the video either doesn't know anything about MMA or doesn't know anything about Rousey.

The only thing reddit is good for is the /gonewild sub.

Christ mate, after all these retarded threads I'm surprised you were accepted by any college.

I see a lotta salty honkys in this thread....

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Bought a square waste basket to keep in the bathroom for this exact reason. Flip it to the side when its time to drop dat dook so there's no questions about why there's 2x4s in the bathroom. My...

Appendix carry will phuck up your running stride dramatically. 4-5 o clock IWB beats appendix all day errday my man.

*Girls slide hands over your stomach feelin up on dem abs after giving a hug crew checkin in*


we gon make it brahs

Bigger than me eh? No wonder your gash feels like a grocery bag filled with whip cream.

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It happens as soon as they've had their 5th sexual partna.

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All of his messages in his songs fall under the 'NO CHIT' category. It's sad that today if you rap about how to be a normal human being people think you're the next messiah.
Treat gay people like...

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Change your name to NeverAlpha. K thanks opie

5.5" checking in...Measuring from the center of the angus, once around the balls, then out to just past the tip.

2 cans of white monster a day checkin in.....No lie I feel like a simpleton every time I'm drinking one.

Don't forget guise this chit is illegal to install on anyone's computer but your own.
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