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That sounds hot.

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Seek it out and try it if you can find it. A summer afternoon go-to is with tonic and sliced cucumbers.

And as a bonus, if you...

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A stuffed animal, that's the best fleshlight disguise I've seen in a while. Why didn't I think of that?

Not saying jump ship...just implying the team is absolute chit. Way to drag it out. Now push those glasses up on your nose, Poindexter, they're slipping down.

Seems I have you confused with...

That's debatable.

I could put skate blades on 6 dog turds then shove sticks through each one before strategically placing them on the ice and we could say the same thing.

How's your roommate...

What's with the gheyhomosex cover they chose for NHL 15?

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Would ask you the same, but I can already see the answer.

Canucks/Chiefs/Jays/Raps

Lol at ESPN naming Crosby the best NHL player.
I would ask "do they even hockey" but I already know the answer.

Yeah, when your the shirtless type that acquires west coast aids.


RIP kingofturdles

White people problems.

If you have the itch, may as well scratch it.


inb4 Compan says he just let's his live-in beard do it for him

Enjoying the offseason you homosexors?

Cooking meals for the week tonight. Just cracked one of these open to help me along the way.
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lol at grade 3.

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dis you king?

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Mellow out, have a Whopper.
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Something, something...broken jaw...so he can open wider

All those young bucks can enjoy his tales of yester-year as they rub bengay all over his aching joints and pfizer induced erection.