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  • Rule of thumb: if your car is reliable, and you...

    Rule of thumb: if your car is reliable, and you don't have the funds to drop on something new-ish, it's probably best to drive it until the faults pile up


    It takes too damn long to find a good...
  • Anybody ever have a colleague who smiles so much...

    Anybody ever have a colleague who smiles so much that it's really unsettling?

    Full day in the office with the new girl. Every other piece of smalltalk ends with a quip hinting at something dark......
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    Logged in just to rep If you can't organise...

    Logged in just to rep


    If you can't organise a social life and a couple of hobbies around a stable 9-5 weekday job, you have chitty organisational skills. Period.


    Want to get some big-boy...
  • 'You remind me of a big dog' is right up there...

    'You remind me of a big dog' is right up there with 'you're fat in all the right places'
  • Thinking about last weeks episode made me like it...

    Thinking about last weeks episode made me like it more. Really clever how they've made ccookiebah receptive to Carol when any well-adjusted kid would be repelled by someone so cold. Set up his abuse...
  • Not one to complain, but I sense a diplomacy...

    Not one to complain, but I sense a diplomacy episode on the horizon

    'Can I execute that surgeon whose wife I've been eye-phucking since last week? And your son's dead btw'


    Will be completely...
  • When a woman says that she wouldn't be phased...

    When a woman says that she wouldn't be phased about being a single mom, there's a 90% chance that she has zero idea how much work is actually involved in taking care of a kid
  • Another couple pools for 'better looking/more...

    Another couple pools for 'better looking/more charismatic than the current champ... but can't hold the damn belt'

    Faber, Namajunas, Pettis I & II, VanZant in the first, Cerrone, dos Santos etc. in...
  • List rankings in general are dumb There should...

    List rankings in general are dumb

    There should just be four pools

    - belt holder
    - guys near a title shot
    - guys not near a title shot
    - bums
  • Sometimes girls that want the d go out of their...

    Sometimes girls that want the d go out of their way to avoid you


    Srs

    Remember how you'd clam up, maybe straight up avoid the hot girl in high-school because of that? Girls still do that well...
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    Poll: I'm pretty sure that Overeem will enter the...

    I'm pretty sure that Overeem will enter the octagon, forget decades of training and spend an inordinate amount of time in range of the overhand right

    Kinda like when Browne started spamming those...
  • http://www.yourcpapartners.com/blog/wp-content/upl...

    http://www.yourcpapartners.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/usain-bolt-before-100m-olympic-gold-medal-race.jpg

    Dat you, Dana?
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    How did I forget the tatt? Now that I think...

    How did I forget the tatt?

    Now that I think about it, I also forgot the unbroadcastable murder scene that he made in the first Bigfoot fight

    And the way he made the sport's biggest ever draw...
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    This is legendary trolling How come you can...

    This is legendary trolling


    How come you can see some stars from the southern hemisphere but not from the north? I'm curious as to what excuse the flat earthers will have come up with for that one
  • This. Waitress sounds like a deadbeat. If a girl...

    This. Waitress sounds like a deadbeat. If a girl can't improve her own life, she sure as hell isn't going to improve yours



    Girl #2 could be worth pursuing. Chit happens. Take it slow, be on...
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    Cain is a promoter's worst nightmare Good...

    Cain is a promoter's worst nightmare

    Good enough to make the rest of the most profitable division look like bums, BFFs with another contender, unmarketable personality, a set of ruined shoulders...
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    Haha - there are plenty of awkward thugs who...

    Haha - there are plenty of awkward thugs who couldn't get a gf if their life depended on it


    The real reason girls like stereotypical bad boys is because they're more fun (bishes love fun). The...
  • The arm tingling is probably a nerve in your neck...

    The arm tingling is probably a nerve in your neck getting getting jolted. Really common amongst lifters and bjj guys. Usually nothing to worry about, but get it checked if you want to be safe....
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    Yeah, although handling an entourage that...

    Yeah, although handling an entourage that includes Dolce, Taverdyan and the Rousey clan would piss just about anyone off, Watson's probably just thrown away the only career he's really equipped for....
  • ITT having high test means you don't have to lift...

    ITT having high test means you don't have to lift or eat enough protons


    High test is going to help your lifting, but too high is probably going to turn you into a throwback

    The prison pop...
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