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Too much fat content on ur body to properly access muscle build. Decrease caloric intake, increase cardio (40-60min) sessions every other day or daily depends on lifting schedule. You should be in...

Fuk dat bish, literally. Than block her.

Aaaaand just like that, were on the news again

I upgrade every two years, iphone 6 rn...verizon told me just turn it in, pay the tax and you'll get 7 free. Getting my jet black in October

Seen my dad knock out a llama once and another time he argued with some taco guy about the food, my uncle was with him at the time and has less patience wit chit. Uncle jumped the fryer and starts...

Sc: Dallasdieselbrah

Sometimes i post gym chit sometimes i post funny chit

Dude had boots on cot dayum. Ayy when u really love your dog. Thats family...imagine the scenario...your family member, just peacefully trying to play...some big ass dog come and bites the chit out...

22 percent?

If HOA hasnt told u something yet than your fine

Phckn LOL at posts.

Weirdest was when she was giving me head and i found out right than and there that she had a lazy eye.

I drive a 2015 prius. Best car ive ever had srs. Takes me from point A to point B without biting me for gas. Does what i need it to do. Ive had bmw.dodge.nissan.honda.and lexus.

I like his music and all but tbh in movies...justin timberlake and runner up would be kevin hart

Fart bomb bags...everytime im down..pop them in a friends car...grab some lunch and watch the LOLs ensue....

Kids are not fckn batman u idiot

*edit*
Just saw someone on twitter say someone gotta sneak up on the kid in a gorilla suit every now and than

My physics teacher just told me to become the unstoppable object because i got chit to do

*clicks*

The matrix will have us

Dont even trip, if my girl wants to go thru my phone and ruin her day. Thats on her

Sounds like two scenarios OP

1) roomate is talking on headset "video games"

2) anxiety from stress.

Either one is fixable.

Looks like a decent chick, suprised he hasnt snapped her ass in half yet