I have relatives from not so far back that were Nimibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I don't know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average...
sometimes when i poop, i use the shaping attachment from my old play doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an...
Do you live in a big city? Near a big city? Good. Go out on a Sunday - it has to be a Sunday, the Lords day - find a bum. Take him to a fast food restaurant and buy him a meal. Pay with cash. Ask...
hopefully because i inspired you to go to the nearest hospital and feel up an 80 year old whose been in a coma. you better have squeezed her tits because thats the most action she'll have gotten in...