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  • Roll a six: This would be your third strike....

    Roll a six:
    This would be your third strike. It's time for a desperate gambit (choose one)

    - Ta-daaa!!
    You've watched enough magic shows, now it's time for a trick of your own. Misdirect the pee...
  • I saw this a lot at college with the nerdy girls....

    I saw this a lot at college with the nerdy girls. She probably won't cheat on your bro, but she'll get so exhaustingly caught up in socialising with her coworkers that it will be like dating an...
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    Shape is king. Guess we're just attracted to...

    Shape is king. Guess we're just attracted to fertility signs

    I should have been born in the stone age
  • People e-stat their timescales. If you actually...

    People e-stat their timescales. If you actually had srs feels for a girl, it's going to take a long time to get over them. Probably a year or two before you'll feel right again

    Anyone who says...
  • That's the point... Dude was hanging out with...

    That's the point...

    Dude was hanging out with Phil Heath's prep coach and dropped so much bodyfat that he had visible veins *on his pecs* while training for a fight. If you can recover from the...
  • teenagers...

    teenagers...
  • Yup I got drunk at a colleagues leaving...

    Yup


    I got drunk at a colleagues leaving party and made out with my manageress a couple weeks ago.

    Telling her that I'm enjoying life and am not after a relationship right now was a mistake....
  • brb quitting my job and living on the street...

    brb quitting my job and living on the street because I'll never be a billionaire


    Grow up
  • IIFYM ...

    IIFYM

    http://www.titocouture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Cung-Le-eats.png

    still pumped from dialing the phone




    I'm all for using the Overeem payscale
  • I think in future we should just skip the drug...

    I think in future we should just skip the drug tests and go straight to the apologies.

    Saves time
  • This. This is just what you have to deal with...

    This. This is just what you have to deal with when living with a super-sentimental person. Change isn't guaranteed, definitely won't happen quickly



    Can't accept his shop-class table at its...
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    I think that's it. He'll get a few buys here and...

    I think that's it. He'll get a few buys here and there but he'll never be anything like a household name. Especially after he loses a few


    Really wish Jones would drop his serious media persona...
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    I don't know what it is, but I don't feel any...

    I don't know what it is, but I don't feel any charisma from McGregor

    His trash-talk isn't really OTT, guy never seems to have an audience eating out of his palm... just seems like a less obnoxious...
  • This, duh 'GIRLS LOVE THIS' ...

    This, duh






    'GIRLS LOVE THIS'

    followed immediately by:
  • Obviously there's a hell of a lot more to date...

    Obviously there's a hell of a lot more to date worthiness and good sex than boners, but I'm talking about OP's cut-off for physical attractiveness
  • Monkey branching. common as fuk Some guys...

    Monkey branching. common as fuk


    Some guys fear being alone. Disgusts me. They're like those hopelessly insecure highschool girls that could never be single. Don't expect any masculinity from...
  • Does she make your cawk hard? Yes - date her...

    Does she make your cawk hard?

    Yes - date her
    No - don't


    Stop over thinking. Stop measuring yourself by the women you bang. And stop expecting consistency from people when 95% of the...
  • You're in a no-win here. And lol at her knowing...

    You're in a no-win here. And lol at her knowing it was wrong and still guilt-tripping you
  • Tried a pack of those crown thins a few years...

    Tried a pack of those crown thins a few years back. Lawd.



    I'm pretty sure that condom companies just make their products stupid-tight because they're paranoid of them slipping. Even the large...
  • Things will suck until you start filling your...

    Things will suck until you start filling your time with productive tasks and activities with friends

    You won't feel like putting any effort in to planning them right now, but remember that results...
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