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If you want a consistent measurement I would say relaxed and preworkout when you are actually at your most natural.

If you want a serious ego boost, flexed after a killer workout.

Which of course leads to the question, where did they leave the crane that lifted her into position.

When I lived in Mobile AL, I used to shop in Wally world. I had a set route around the store, fresh veg, chicken and meat, then hit the oatmeal if I needed any.

I got to the checkout one day, and...

I believe hospitals have to have tables capable of taking 1000lbs in weight, and some ambulance gurneys have to be capable of carrying 500lbs.

It's just ridiculous that it's coming to this.

Maybe we have the wrong idea

Rather than wanting to open gyms and make people fit and healthy, we should be looking at making some tricked out electric chairs.

I love the way they talk about it as if it's something new. My mom has had one since before I was born

Last week a friend and I went to see Clint Eastwoods Gran Torino

We were the first ones in the theater, so we took prime seats in the middle.

A couple came in and, out of an entire cinema that...

I am ashamed to say I went to see the new version of...

The day the earth stood still.

It was so bad a friend of mine went out to get a snack, when he came back in he didn't look up from eating...

Sounds like you have a bad cold, if you had the flu, you'd be in bed shivering, muscle and joint aching, look at a piece of toast and feel like throwing up.

I'd hold back on the training for a...

hiv and AIDS are not an exclusively gay diseases, there are plenty of heterosexual people out there with it.

It's time they re-think the policy.

I can't give blood anymore because my blood pressure crashes after about 5 minutes of them taking it. The nurse said she'd never seen anyone pressure drop that fast before.

It's the weirdest...

I have to consider myself lucky

I go to the gym during my lunch. I am there with a few regulars, we all have to get showers before we head back to the office

We all wrap ourselves in towels,...

You're a brave man telling her that after Valentines day

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"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack

If what you say is true, you have displayed a level of immaturity that I haven't seen in years.

I was bullied in school from age 9 to about age 14 by the same person, systematically, physically...

The genetic makeup of most animals is made up of the combination of the two adults.

You have two adults that on their own are genetically not chickens, but when their genetic material is combined...

Sorry, but being a Brit can you expand on that?

I don't want to take this thread off in a totally different direction, but the incident of the 6 year old I place firmly with the parents.

I am just an uncle, but I know that you keep things out...

Next they'll be telling you not to let him watch wildlife programs because seeing predators catch their prey is traumatizing.

If I was you, I'd go with your wife, sit there and just glare like...

You might want to go into a pharmacy and ask, I am sure there are products to help pregnant women avoid them.

I believe it's a case of use lots and lots of moisturizer